Uncle Nobody Productions

Eenie Handy Ennie Hand’ is a hand that’s teenie. It’s a teenie tiny hand that is on a baby. It moves back and forth, it moves and runs away. There’s a head that’s on an arm and the head jumps off, away! And now there is another arm that also has a head. The head jumps off of that arm too; the head runs off to play. The baby gets on a motorcycle and drives up to a house. The people look out the window and say, “Why is there a baby riding a motorcycle up to the house and back?”

A fish was sitting in a bird’s nest. I guess that fish could swim high, or had wings. The fish jumped out of the birds nest. He landed on a puddle on the sidewalk. The fish jumped into a multicolored house. A shark ate the fish. He came from the dark underground sea water. The fish made a hole in the shark and swam all the way to the ocean. The fish lived in a sea cave. It was a rock cement cave on the beach.

There were some talking trees who were talking to a squirrel. They were saying, “Picture! Picture! We want a picture!” They bought a printer from the tree store. They printed a picture of a cat. They were talking about why they couldn’t feel the planet moving. But the squirrel went off to meet some talking bushes. Then the squirrel fell into the talking bushes. A bee stung the squirrel on his leg. The squirrel was taken to the hospital. When he was better he went back to the forest. The squirrel went to talk to some prickly, thorny bushes and got poked and went back to the hospital.

There was a family. They went to the park. They got caught in a thunderstorm with a tornado and lightning. There was a dragon in the tornado. The family got into a car, the dragon was on top. breathing fire. They were burnt to ashes. A person took them back to their home. And then the person took care of them and helped them eat dinner. In some movies there is a scary part and a happy ending.

The bad guys were battling the good guys with their lasers. The good guys won. They were in a park, a kitty got stuck in a tree. A teenager walked by with a Chihuahua and said, “Hold it right there!” The good and bad guys ran back to their basement in their house. The Chihuahua helped the kitty cat get down from the tree. The kitty went to its bed because it was tired from trees. A squirrel with a horn on its head cut a hole in the fence. Everyone ran out of the hole!

Once upon a time I fell asleep. A lion woke me up. Then the lion fell asleep.A girl was making a tea set.A boy was cooking hotdogs. The lion woke up and we all ate hot dogs. A bad guy stole a tea cup. He kept it forever, and he never gave it back. We all made cupcakes and the bad guy ate them all. THe bad guy's friend likes to steal computers.

A monster was eating a person. After it finished eating the person, it went to find a baby to eat. There was a laughing person and the monster screamed at the person and the monster ate the laughing guy. A girl walked up to the monster. She was not afraid of him. She said, “Can you stop eating people?" And a beaver was making a dam and said, “Well, well” and ate the monster up. The beaver found out the monster was really a machine. A superhero picked up the machine and put it in a garbage truck.

Baloon Stock Robot goes eeee shhhh eeee shhhh Baloon Stock Robot goes to Florida An Ostrich meets Baloon Stock Robot and eats him A lion tries to eat the ostrich but the ostric runs away The ostrich uses his jet boosters. A tiger eats the lion's leg, the tiger eats the lions head off!

One day there was a hamster and he said oooh I forgot my sun tan lotion. There was a shark in a shark tank. And he bonked his head on the tank. The Hamster went to the bakery, by the beach, and bought a loaf of bread. The hamster bonked his head on a purple wall one million times. The hamster went back home and asked his mother if he could have a lollipop. His mother said, "You can't have a lollipop now, but maybe after dinner". Then the hamster licked the lollipop, and it took a long time to eat, so he ate it in bed.

A purple bag of sand was sitting still (x2). There was a paper on the wall that looked like a rainbow. The bag of sand stood up and stared, the bag of sand fell off the table. There was a rainbow in the sky, a birthday party on your head!

Sharks eat people, sharks eat very mean eels. Sharks drink water from the sea. Sharks eat flags, sharks eat dinosaurs, I don't kow anything about sharks.

Nine bears were walking in the woods. A ladybug craweled onto one of the bears. A wolf ate the bears and the lady bug. And a guy rode up on a motorcycle and he had one million bears and they ate the wolf up. The man shot one hundred beetles out of his gun. And the beetles snuck into the peoples homes and ate little bits of the peoples toes. A baby was playin on the street. Her mother came out and sat down on a chair. The baby didn't notice a big eyeball, and the eyeball didn't notice the baby playin on the street at all.

The monsters crept through the forest. They were going to eat the people. They found the people sleeping and ate them up. A bear saw this happen. And bit and kicked the monsters, the monsters left and went to et more people up. They found more people and ate those people up. then spiderman hit the monsters in the eyes and then those monsters cried. Monsters in the woods, monsters in the garbage can, monsters in the garbage truck crushed up.

Chorus:Twice there were dinosaurs, three times there were dinosaurs. The dinosaurs were captured. A pirate made a trap because he wanted dinosaurs to eat. The dinosaurs were hungry. The pirates gave them food to keep them fresher. They put ice cubes in their mouth. The dinosaurs were melting and the pirates caught and ate them, the pirates got fat too.

There is gold at the end of the rainbow. There is half of a rainbow in the clouds when its sunny and rainy. Somebody throws a banana bread high in the sky. It lands on the rainbow and colors bleed onto the bread. A unicorn is riding on the rainbow collecting jewels there is holes in the rainbow. A piece of paper goes onto the unicorn. The paper gets stuck onto the unicorn's horn.

The lion was falling in the water/The lion was trying to swim away but he couldn't swim away/ Then some frogs and other amphibians came and pushed the lion to the shore/ On the Shore an african wild dog had a baby/ The lion helped the mother with the baby/ There was a dog with magic sand in his mouth. He put it on the lion and turned it into a banana/ A mouse was eating people for dinner.

A Crab was eating part of a dead animal/ A unicorn played an instrument to the crab/ The unicorn was happy/ The unicorn was playing a song/ The crab fell asleep/ There were a whole bunch of unicorns watching TV/ The unicorn slipped and fell into the sea/ And a shark twirled on the beach and went to flip the unicorn out of the sea/ Meanwhile while all that was happening... an airplane landed on the water and made a blue whale a pet inside the plane.

A squirrel found a home in a tree/ The squirrel went into the forest/ He found a nut/ he ate a big one/ An eagle swooped and grabbed the nut/ the eagle dropped the nut/ The squirrel ran to the nut and went home again and ate it/ then he went out to find his parents/ The squirrel found another nut/ the squirrel ate another nut.

There was a fairy/ The summer sun came/ and the fairy went home/ and came out of her house to play catch with another fairy/ They stopped playing and went to the park/ She met another fairy and they decided to be friends/ The fairies got tricked by bad guys driving an ambulence, and they gave them poison that looked like medicine/ the bad guys got away before the fairies could find out that they were bad guys/ the fairies died/ an airplane flew in the sky/ once upon a time/ someone turned the page.

There was a police officer and he drove around town and he played the guitar when he was driving and bad guys broke down the building and he locked them in jail

Pirates are on the ship and they stole money from the bank and then they stole all the cash. The paper kind, the green kind. Then they stole the basketball from the basketball place.

There was a fairy and she was playing with some toys. The fairy got on a unicorn and they rode together. There was a mermaid and she was magic and could fly. The mermaid lived in the sea.

I love making smores. They're really yummy I like them with chocolate on the top. My Dad always picks chocolate ice cream with marshmallows. I haven't eaten chocolate but I did eat chocolate ice cream.

There once was a cowboy riding on a horse. The cowboy was dead and fell off that horse. Then the horse saw a volcano and the cowboy got very close to the volcano.

My cousin is silly. Gabriel is so silly, so silly that he makes me laugh so much. My cousin swings upside down and twists on her head. Miles puts his hands on both sides of the monkey bars... Thats silly!

There once was a unicorn with it's mommy. It jumped and leapt, it jumped over a shelf. Then it landed and it ran. It ran circles around the shelf.

There was a train in a ghost town that was eleven years old. All the ghost people and stuff like that broke down. They just ran around and did nothing and watched tv and stuff. Then they played with their cars.

My Mom and Dad went to the eiffel tower. My Mom and Dad went to the hot spring.My Mom and Dad went to see Erika. My Mom and Dad stayed in a hotel. Mom and Dad.

The fairy and the princess were walking, then they got stuck in mud. A guy got them out of the mud. There was a tiny dinosaur behind their back and it bit them.

There once was a cowboy riding on a horse. The cowboy was dead and fell off that horse. Then the horse saw a volcano, and the cowboy got very close to the volcano.

A little turtle went to the pond, but she couldn't swim. She went into the pond. She drowned, then another turtle helped her.

The pirate ship showed up on the horizon, and the pirates got out. They were looking for the buried treasure. Then they found an X inside a cave and dug it with some shovels. yo ho

We are gonna get a new puppy, it likes to eat dog food. It lives with a kitty named ugly. It draws a picture.

Once upon a time there was some chickens, then the eye balls came. The chocolate was trying to help out the chickens. Then crayons and markers came and poked the eyeballs in the eyes. Then a little hippo came. There was a little orange walking down the street. A little cherry knocked down the orange. The orange fainted, the orange died.

A boy was coming and he wanted to see what an invisible slide looked like. And the boy bumped into it, and he didn't know what happened. And then a choo choo train came and when he bumped into it his eyeballs came out. And then the thunder came and it ate up all the eyeballs.

There once was a princess who lived in a far away castle. The princess had breakfast with the king and queen. She said, "I want to have breakfast by myself." And the King and Queen said, "NO!" Then suddenly the princess went, "WAAA! WAAA!" Then suddenly the princess went, "WAAA! WAAA!" then the princess got lost outside the castle and the night came and saved her.

There once was a dragon that was wearing a dress, and it was throwing up. A spy came and saved the dragon, he brought a bowl so she could throw up in the bowl.

There was a unicorn that was riding on a trail, it bumped and it didn't hurt at all. It bumped into the baby and the baby said, "follow me unicorn!" The nall of a sudden the baby went, "WAA WAA" Then the unicorn got lost and looked around and knew where it was.

Kids Sing to Tibetan Singing Bowl, say different vowel tones, breathe deeply, and giggle

NDS Kids and Bret Ellerton