Uncle Nobody Productions

Baloon Stock Robot goes eeee shhhh eeee shhhh Baloon Stock Robot goes to Florida An Ostrich meets Baloon Stock Robot and eats him A lion tries to eat the ostrich but the ostric runs away The ostrich uses his jet boosters. A tiger eats the lion's leg, the tiger eats the lions head off!

One day there was a hamster and he said oooh I forgot my sun tan lotion The Hamster went to the bakery, by the beach, and bought a loaf of bread. The hamster bonked his head on a purple wall one million times. The hamster went back home and asked his mother if he could have a lollipop. His mother said, "You can't have a lollipop now, but maybe after dinner". Then the hamster licked the lollipop, and it took a long time to eat, so he ate it in bed.

The lion was falling in the water/The lion was trying to swim away but he couldn't swim away/ Then some frogs and other amphibians came and pushed the lion to the shore/ On the Shore an african wild dog had a baby/ The lion helped the mother with the baby/ There was a dog with magic sand in his mouth. He put it on the lion and turned it into a banana/ A mouse was eating people for dinner.

A Crab was eating part of a dead animal/ A unicorn played an instrument to the crab/ The unicorn was happy/ The unicorn was playing a song/ The crab fell asleep/ There were a whole bunch of unicorns watching TV/ The unicorn slipped and fell into the sea/ And a shark twirled on the beach and went to flip the unicorn out of the sea/ Meanwhile while all that was happening... an airplane landed on the water and made a blue whale a pet inside the plane.

A squirrel found a home in a tree/ The squirrel went into the forest/ He found a nut/ he ate a big one/ An eagle swooped and grabbed the nut/ the eagle dropped the nut/ The squirrel ran to the nut and went home again and ate it/ then he went out to find his parents/ The squirrel found another nut/ the squirrel ate another nut.

There was a fairy/ The summer sun came/ and the fairy went home/ and came out of her house to play catch with another fairy/ They stopped playing and went to the park/ She met another fairy and they decided to be friends/ The fairies got tricked by bad guys driving an ambulence, and they gave them poison that looked like medicine/ the bad guys got away before the fairies could find out that they were bad guys/ the fairies died/ an airplane flew in the sky/ once upon a time/ someone turned the page.

There was a police officer and he drove around town and he played the guitar when he was driving and bad guys broke down the building and he locked them in jail

Pirates are on the ship and they stole money from the bank and then they stole all the cas. The paper kind, the green kind. Then they stole the basketball from the basketball place.

There was a fairy and she was playing with some toys. The fairy got on a unicorn and they rode together. There was a mermaid and she was magic and could fly. The mermaid lived in the sea.

I love making smores. They're really yummy I like them with chocolate on the top. My Dad always picks chocolate ice cream with marshmallows. I haven't eaten chocolate but I did eat chocolate ice cream.

There once was a cowboy riding on a horse. The cowboy was dead and fell off that horse. Then the horse saw a volcano and the cowboy got very close to the volcano.

My cousin is silly. Gabriel is so silly, so silly that he makes me laugh so much. My cousin swings upside down and twists on her head. Miles puts his hands on both sides of the monkey bars... Thats silly!

There once was a unicorn with it's mommy. It jumped and leapt, it jumped over a shelf. Then it landed and it ran. It ran circles around the shelf.

There was a train in a ghost town that was eleven years old. All the ghost people and stuff like that broke down. They just ran around and did nothing and watched tv and stuff. Then they played with their cars.

My Mom and Dad went to the eiffel tower. My Mom and Dad went to the hot spring.My Mom and Dad went to see Erika. My Mom and Dad stayed in a hotel. Mom and Dad.

The fairy and the princess were walking, then they got stuck in mud. A guy got them out of the mud. There was a tiny dinosaur behind their back and it bit them.

There once was a cowboy riding on a horse. The cowboy was dead and fell off that horse. Then the horse saw a volcano, and the cowboy got very close to the volcano.

A little turtle went to the pond, but she couldn't swim. She went into the pond. She drowned, then another turtle helped her.

The pirate ship showed up on the horizon, and the pirates got out. They were looking for the buried treasure. Then they found an X inside a cave and dug it with some shovels. yo ho

We are gonna get a new puppy, it likes to eat dog food. It lives with a kitty named ugly. It draws a picture.

Once upon a time there was some chickens, then the eye balls came. The chocolate was trying to help out the chickens. Then crayons and markers came and poked the eyeballs in the eyes. Then a little hippo came. There was a little orange walking down the street. A little cherry knocked down the orange. The orange fainted, the orange died.

A boy was coming and he wanted to see what an invisible slide looked like. And the boy bumped into it, and he didn't know what happened. And then a choo choo train came and when he bumped into it his eyeballs came out. And then the thunder came and it ate up all the eyeballs.

There once was a princess who lived in a far away castle. The princess had breakfast with the king and queen. She said, "I want to have breakfast by myself." And the King and Queen said, "NO!" Then suddenly the princess went, "WAAA! WAAA!" Then suddenly the princess went, "WAAA! WAAA!" then the princess got lost outside the castle and the night came and saved her.

There once was a dragon that was wearing a dress, and it was throwing up. A spy came and saved the dragon, he brought a bowl so she could throw up in the bowl.

There was a unicorn that was riding on a trail, it bumped and it didn't hurt at all. It bumped into the baby and the baby said, "follow me unicorn!" The nall of a sudden the baby went, "WAA WAA" Then the unicorn got lost and looked around and knew where it was.

Kids Sing to Tibetan Singing Bowl, say different vowel tones, breathe deeply, and giggle

NDS Kids and Bret Ellerton